Comics - >Use your Time Travel God Power to go backwards in time before you went on your date. - Cup of Olea
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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
Chapter 2 - In The Service Of The King
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
Chapter 9 - The Murican Dream
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
Chapter 15 - Another Date
#1355 - Reversal
#1356 - Reversal 2
#1357 - >Look out the cell window.
#1358 - >Save your game in case something goes horribly wrong soon.
#1359 - >Contemplate murdering everyone in the cell with your bare hands to blow off some steam.
#1360 - >Assert your position as the "Tough Guy" by beating up Mr. T.
#1361 - >Talk with the other prisoners.
#1362 - >Go into the fetal position and cry.
#1363 - >Break everything in sight, and scream a little! And maybe do an evil laugh while you are at it!
#1364 - >Come up with an elaborate and overly complicated plan to murder every single person who betrayed...
#1365 - >Look for objects that you could use as weaponry. Who wouldn't want to stab a guard?
#1366 - >Attempt to bash the door open WITH YOUR BARE HANDS LIKE A TOTAL BADASS!
#1367 - >Have the other prisoners use you as a battering ram.
#1368 - >Pray to the bacon and cat gods for a way to escape.
#1369 - >Honestly, raining illegal golden apples or not, turning into a duck seems like a good idea. The...
#1370 - >Cmon, Cliff, let's be sensible. Check your inventory, your stats. What do you have? What can y...
#1371 - >Quick travel into the armory.
#1372 - >If all else fails, see if you can get Tozzy to push you out the window in Duck form.
#1373 - >Stop being a duck. Being a duck is stupid.
#1374 - >Use your time travel power to travel back into the cell.
#1375 - >Make a plan of action with the other prisoners for after you all escape through frantic quacki...
#1376 - .ɹoɟ evil oʇ gnihtyna ǝʌɐɥ regnol ou uoy ǝɔuᴉs edicius ʇᴉɯɯoƆ<
#1377 - >Rip off your left arm to use as a weapon in case of emergency.
#1378 - >Bite Tozzy's Leg because why not.
#1379 - >Depending on what the current situation calls for, either say something intelligent, or somethin...
#1380 - >Remember Command 1052, and also add the two countries Nosotrospectrum and Recyicicleglutamate, t...
#1381 - >Flail your arms like you've never flailed before.
#1382 - >Activate a Noclip cheat and just walk through the door.
#1383 - >Lick the door.
#1384 - >Scream like a lunatic and run around in circles.
#1385 - >Have a flashback to page 1159 and decide that if you get a shovel you should do that to the king...
#1386 - Turn the computer that you are running Cup Of Olea on upside down thus reversing gravity, remembe...
#1387 - >Use your pyro-vision to destroy the door.
#1388 - >Got any grapes?
#1389 - >Use your Time Travel God Power to go backwards in time before you went on your date.
Jan 04 2017 11:35 pm
Commanded by Ultizeta.
I have three questions:
1. Can someone please flip the computer right-side-up again?
2. Can someone please time travel us back to the cell so we can get back to the story?
3. Should I let guests make commands anymore?
The reason I ask #3 is because it's hard to tell if all the guests are really individuals. I don't want to be unfair to the SJ members who would only get one command. And to be frank, a SJ account is free, so it's not like I'd really be excluding anyone. Let me know what you think!
We left off
Submit your commands below!
Oct 17 2018 01:29 am
Jan 04 2017 11:48 pm
>Go back to five seconds after you got rid of the cell door, but bring the dab with you. You might need it.
Jan 05 2017 02:12 am
Flip the screen to the left and then to the left again.
Jan 05 2017 06:27 am
>Put a chunk of the wall in your inventory. 'Cause, why not?
Jan 05 2017 08:22 am
>Steal Tozzy's clothes and use them as a disguise to sneak into the castle and retrieve your stuff.
Light and Shadow
Jan 05 2017 08:34 am
>Ask Dennis where they would keep your things. He should know being a castle guard and all.
Jan 05 2017 09:55 am
>Attempt to retrieve your things. You probably won't get far without them.
Jan 05 2017 11:02 am
Stop you past self from doing what got you in jail by time traveling
Vitamin D Dog
Jan 05 2017 02:14 pm
I made an account!
Jan 06 2017 10:36 am
Vitamin D Dog
: Glad to have you onboard!
: That's not how time traveling quite works in CoO. Think of time travel as a fast-forward or rewind button in a remote. Cliff inhabits the same body so there would not be more than one Cliff at a time. Make sense?
Jan 05 2017 06:18 pm
>For gods sakes, put the computer right-side-up! It's hard to read upside-down text you know! Especially when you're a crab!
Jan 05 2017 06:19 pm
>Realize that your worst fear has come true and you've lost all of your friends, and consequently freak out about it.
Jan 05 2017 08:05 pm
>If you've gotten back your stuff, go to the throne room to beat up the king! Otherwise, just punch the nearest living being.
Jan 05 2017 08:46 pm
Dress up as a guard using your costume powers.
EDIT: Darn auto correct.
Jan 05 2017 09:02 pm
>Time travel back to your cell. We can't stop the future, since you already did the crime.
I R FAIL (Guest)
Jan 06 2017 09:52 pm
>Punch Tozzy in face to assert dominance.
THOU MUST! (Guest)
Jan 08 2017 12:04 am
>Rip off Tozzy's arm and shove it down his throat. Because WHY NOT? It's totally the best course of action, just DO IT!
Jan 09 2017 12:55 pm
As for the guest thing, i think that accounts should be the only one to be able to make commands. It's to easy to be able to give commands as a guest, i think i may have done it in the past when i was to lazy to log in.
Jan 09 2017 01:39 pm
Find a cake that has a file, NRG drink, teleporter, rocket launcher, cell phone and drill in it. Give the drink to Tozzy so he gets a heart attack and use the file on the barred windows so you have a weapon.
Jan 09 2017 04:25 pm
I'd like to state my stance on the guest thing. I think that guests should be allowed to make commands, but there should be a limit to how many guest commands can be made each time. Such as...I dunno, 5 or something? Or maybe make it so that 1 guest command only will be allowed every 12 hours, or something like that. Some people, like I formerly was, are just too lazy to make accounts or log in, and I don't think it's fair to exclude them just because of that. Limit them, yes, but not exclude them.
Jan 10 2017 02:45 pm
As for my opinion on the guests, I believe they should just get accounts anyway. If anyone has a good reason as to not get an account, I'd like to hear it. Otherwise, guest commands shouldn't be allowed in my opinion. I honestly should have gotten an account earlier (even though the smiley thing was entertaining to write), and I'd suggest that everyone would do the same.
Jan 10 2017 10:58 pm
The update will be coming next Wednesday!
Jan 18 2017 05:00 am
Can any one tell me how to get an account?
Okay, I've signed in but what ammo supposed to do now to make me not register as a guest?
Also how do i get an avatar? (Optional)
Jan 18 2017 05:27 pm
@Yoskichu: Make sure you sign in. Then you edit your profile by clicking on your username up top.
Jan 20 2017 12:30 pm
Name changed for stupid reasons.
I'll still be referring to myself as Yoskichu though.
Just pretend it hasn't changed.
Vitamin D Dog
Jan 21 2017 06:00 pm
My name also changed for stupid reasons.
(It used to have no spaces)
Jan 24 2017 04:30 pm
get your items back than
go home and think of a way to fix this
Jan 25 2017 12:23 am
Sorry everyone. I know I've been a flake about updating. With my new job and my getting married I've just been exhausted, and I haven't really found the determination to update Cup of Olea. I know we just got back from a hiatus, but I'm sorry. I just need time to process and figure things out and let my busy life play out. I hope you guys aren't mad.
Jan 25 2017 11:44 am
: I'm super mad that you have a great life and you don't spend every waking moment making a comic for a bunch of random internet strangers.
Take as much time as you need, its a big deal getting married and having a new job.
The guest with no name (Guest)
Jan 29 2017 12:32 am
Sholy hit, you're back!
Dear ducking god, you've been back for a whole... multiple months. This comic had me in tears from laughter many times in the past. I'm so glad you're at least somewhat returned.
I remember checking pretty regularly for your return for a while, but I dropped off only a short time before you started again, apparently :l
In any case, congrats on the job and marriage; I may be an Internet stranger and anonymous guest, but I'm glad for you! In terms of commanding, I would make an account to command, so it's up to you.
Just to let you know, thank you very much for making this wonderful series. This comic used to give, and now continues to give me pure unadulterated joy whenever I see it update. I just want you to know that.
With that said, guest user "The guest with no name," signing off.
Feb 24 2017 09:15 am
We'll always be here!
Don't be worried about updating Cup of Olea too often, getting married and stuff is more important than a silly webcomic.
Feb 25 2017 01:04 pm
Have it your way, I got an account.
And my first command that isn't a guests,
>punch tozzy in the face for no reason whatsoever.
So, just another command with him.
Apr 01 2017 10:37 am
Hello darkness my old friend
So... Anyone still around? I'll be patient for the update.
Dec 20 2017 10:06 pm
Dec 21 2017 10:39 pm
Just remembered that this comic exists the other day and realized that it hasn't updated since... woah, January? D=
Hoping you get back to it eventually but will honestly understand if you don't. Life is hectic.
Apr 10 2018 03:50 pm
Randomly eat a chicken drumstick.
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