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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
Chapter 2 - In The Service Of The King
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
Chapter 9 - The Murican Dream
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
Chapter 15 - Another Date
#1355 - Reversal
#1356 - Reversal 2
#1357 - >Look out the cell window.
#1358 - >Save your game in case something goes horribly wrong soon.
#1359 - >Contemplate murdering everyone in the cell with your bare hands to blow off some steam.
#1360 - >Assert your position as the "Tough Guy" by beating up Mr. T.
#1361 - >Talk with the other prisoners.
#1362 - >Go into the fetal position and cry.
#1363 - >Break everything in sight, and scream a little! And maybe do an evil laugh while you are at it!
#1364 - >Come up with an elaborate and overly complicated plan to murder every single person who betrayed...
#1365 - >Look for objects that you could use as weaponry. Who wouldn't want to stab a guard?
#1366 - >Attempt to bash the door open WITH YOUR BARE HANDS LIKE A TOTAL BADASS!
#1367 - >Have the other prisoners use you as a battering ram.
#1368 - >Pray to the bacon and cat gods for a way to escape.
#1369 - >Honestly, raining illegal golden apples or not, turning into a duck seems like a good idea. The...
#1370 - >Cmon, Cliff, let's be sensible. Check your inventory, your stats. What do you have? What can y...
#1371 - >Quick travel into the armory.
#1372 - >If all else fails, see if you can get Tozzy to push you out the window in Duck form.
#1373 - >Stop being a duck. Being a duck is stupid.
#1374 - >Use your time travel power to travel back into the cell.
#1375 - >Make a plan of action with the other prisoners for after you all escape through frantic quacki...
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#1377 - >Rip off your left arm to use as a weapon in case of emergency.
#1378 - >Bite Tozzy's Leg because why not.
#1379 - >Depending on what the current situation calls for, either say something intelligent, or somethin...
#1380 - >Remember Command 1052, and also add the two countries Nosotrospectrum and Recyicicleglutamate, t...
#1381 - >Flail your arms like you've never flailed before.
#1382 - >Activate a Noclip cheat and just walk through the door.
#1383 - >Lick the door.
#1384 - >Scream like a lunatic and run around in circles.
#1385 - >Have a flashback to page 1159 and decide that if you get a shovel you should do that to the king...
#1386 - Turn the computer that you are running Cup Of Olea on upside down thus reversing gravity, remembe...
#1387 - >Use your pyro-vision to destroy the door.
#1388 - >Got any grapes?
#1389 - >Use your Time Travel God Power to go backwards in time before you went on your date.