Comics - >Honestly, raining illegal golden apples or not, turning into a duck seems like a good idea. The guards would never expect it! - Cup of Olea
How to Play
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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
Chapter 2 - In The Service Of The King
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
Chapter 9 - The Murican Dream
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
Chapter 15 - Another Date
#1355 - Reversal
#1356 - Reversal 2
#1357 - >Look out the cell window.
#1358 - >Save your game in case something goes horribly wrong soon.
#1359 - >Contemplate murdering everyone in the cell with your bare hands to blow off some steam.
#1360 - >Assert your position as the "Tough Guy" by beating up Mr. T.
#1361 - >Talk with the other prisoners.
#1362 - >Go into the fetal position and cry.
#1363 - >Break everything in sight, and scream a little! And maybe do an evil laugh while you are at it!
#1364 - >Come up with an elaborate and overly complicated plan to murder every single person who betrayed...
#1365 - >Look for objects that you could use as weaponry. Who wouldn't want to stab a guard?
#1366 - >Attempt to bash the door open WITH YOUR BARE HANDS LIKE A TOTAL BADASS!
#1367 - >Have the other prisoners use you as a battering ram.
#1368 - >Pray to the bacon and cat gods for a way to escape.
#1369 - >Honestly, raining illegal golden apples or not, turning into a duck seems like a good idea. The...
#1370 - >Cmon, Cliff, let's be sensible. Check your inventory, your stats. What do you have? What can y...
#1371 - >Quick travel into the armory.
#1372 - >If all else fails, see if you can get Tozzy to push you out the window in Duck form.
#1373 - >Stop being a duck. Being a duck is stupid.
#1374 - >Use your time travel power to travel back into the cell.
#1375 - >Make a plan of action with the other prisoners for after you all escape through frantic quacki...
#1376 - .ɹoɟ evil oʇ gnihtyna ǝʌɐɥ regnol ou uoy ǝɔuᴉs edicius ʇᴉɯɯoƆ<
#1377 - >Rip off your left arm to use as a weapon in case of emergency.
#1378 - >Bite Tozzy's Leg because why not.
#1379 - >Depending on what the current situation calls for, either say something intelligent, or somethin...
#1380 - >Remember Command 1052, and also add the two countries Nosotrospectrum and Recyicicleglutamate, t...
#1381 - >Flail your arms like you've never flailed before.
#1382 - >Activate a Noclip cheat and just walk through the door.
#1383 - >Lick the door.
#1384 - >Scream like a lunatic and run around in circles.
#1385 - >Have a flashback to page 1159 and decide that if you get a shovel you should do that to the king...
#1386 - Turn the computer that you are running Cup Of Olea on upside down thus reversing gravity, remembe...
#1387 - >Use your pyro-vision to destroy the door.
#1388 - >Got any grapes?
#1389 - >Use your Time Travel God Power to go backwards in time before you went on your date.
Dec 15 2016 10:30 pm
Commanded by I'm here for the comics.
Gave you guys two weeks to make a command. Here's the update!
The winner of the cameo drawing is...
Light and Shadow!
If you want, I can use your current avatar as the cameo, or you can tell me what you prefer.
Submit your commands below! We left off
Aug 23 2019 06:19 am
Dec 15 2016 11:55 pm
The character sheet says Cliff can travel backwards or forwards in time, so...
>Use your Time Travel God Power to go backwards in time before you went on your date.
Light and Shadow
Dec 16 2016 06:48 am
>Use your pyro-vision to destroy the door.
: According to my own personal continuity, my avatar(and subsequently name) is a cross-universal world hopper but his appearance is based on whatever the most common species is in the current universe. TL;DR, How about a human who happens to speak to his inner evil half every so often?
Dec 16 2016 07:16 am
Use your time travel power to travel back into the cell.
Dec 16 2016 07:46 am
> 'Cmon, Cliff, let's be sensible. Check your inventory, your stats. What do you have? What can you do?
Dec 16 2016 01:28 pm
I fixed page 1367.
Check it out!
EDIT: I also updated the character page to include Dennis.
Dec 16 2016 03:42 pm
>If all else fails, see if you can get Tozzy to push you out the window in Duck form.
I R FAIL (Guest)
Dec 16 2016 05:45 pm
>Bite Tozzy's Leg because why not.
THOUS MUST! (Guest)
Dec 16 2016 05:56 pm
>Make a plan of action with the other prisoners for after you all escape through frantic quacking. First order of business should be getting revenge on the king.
Dec 16 2016 06:42 pm
>Quick travel into the armory.
Dec 16 2016 08:15 pm
Assuming you're at the armory:
>Buy some solid gold armor.
>Flail your arms like you've never flailed before.
Dec 16 2016 11:22 pm
@VitaminDDog: Gold is a weak material and bends easily.
Dec 16 2016 10:52 pm
>Depending on what the current situation calls for (as I don't even know how to interpret these commands), either say something intelligent, or something unintelligible.
Dec 17 2016 10:45 am
It's burping tacos! (Guest)
Dec 17 2016 01:59 pm
>Remember Command 1052, and also add the two countries Nosotrospectrum and Recyicicleglutamate, the seas of Syntaxylidin, Inductozonous, and Photofflineinexorable, and add Castle Forterra, Factory Ulwehn, The Green House, juust in case.
Dec 17 2016 02:14 pm
>Stop being a duck. Being a duck is stupid.
THOU MUST! (Guest)
Dec 17 2016 02:44 pm
>Reload your previous save.
Kamikaze Spycrab (Guest)
Dec 17 2016 03:08 pm
>Activate a Noclip cheat and just walk through the door.
Yet Another Guest (Guest)
Dec 17 2016 04:30 pm
.ɹoɟ evil oʇ gnihtyna ǝʌɐɥ regnol ou uoy ǝɔuᴉs edicius ʇᴉɯɯoƆ<
The Nobody Who Is Somebody (Guest)
Dec 17 2016 04:43 pm
>Lick the door.
Dec 17 2016 06:42 pm
>Scream like a lunatic and run around in circles.
Dec 17 2016 07:54 pm
I've been noticing a lot of guest accounts here lately. All you guests, if I may, I suggest you sign up for a Smackjeeves profile!
Not only will it help me (you can do something called "Favoriting" my comic, which makes me feel good and makes me want to update more), but you can see when my comic gets updated, and read other cool comics (none of them are as cool as mine, though).
Most of the guest names you are using would probably work great as usernames, especially Cliff-lover-hes-so-hot-4000. Maybe give it a try and see if you like our community!
Dec 17 2016 09:11 pm
>Rip off your left arm to use as a weapon in case of emergency.
Dec 17 2016 09:53 pm
>Have a flashback to page 1159 and decide that if you get a shovel you should do that to the king once you escape.
Dec 17 2016 10:04 pm
@:-): Wait, aren't your Kareno?
Dec 17 2016 10:13 pm
No, but since he's no longer using a guest account I decided to use that instead of what I was using before.
Dec 21 2016 04:58 pm
@:-): Let the legacy live on!
Dec 21 2016 05:54 am
I have a SJ account, and I've favourited your comic, however I can't be bothered to login.
Dec 21 2016 03:23 pm
Turn the computer that you are running Cup Of Olea on upside down thus reversing gravity, remembering Command 732.
Dec 21 2016 07:16 pm
The Legacy of :-) will live on FOREVER!!!
Confused and Delirious (Guest)
Dec 21 2016 07:18 pm
>Got any grapes?
Jan 03 2017 09:39 pm
Commands are closed!
Jan 04 2017 10:01 pm
You relish you wold still end up in jail and go far back in time and stop your self Crome doing evil nothing could go wrong could it ?
Jan 04 2017 11:14 pm
: ...Come again?
Jan 05 2017 02:44 pm
Dang it auto correct
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