Comics - >Bash your head on the table and scream. Trust me, the ladies will be all over you. - Cup of Olea
How to Play
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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
Chapter 2 - In The Service Of The King
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
Chapter 9 - The Murican Dream
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
#1272 - >Dab as you walk through the castle.
#1273 - >When going to the throne room slip at the very top of the stairs and fall all the way back down.
#1274 - >Gain the ability to summon a banana peel anytime you want.
#1275 - >Hug Zigzagoon and then congratulate MJ for growing up.
#1276 - >Summon the air.
#1277 - >Troll the audience with an outdated meme.
#1278 - >Summon yourself to regain your missing leg.
#1279 - >Unsummon the air. Save game and take a deep breath first.
#1280 - >Steal a medal from somewhere in the castle and put it on because of your heroic deeds.
#1281 - >Bring Zarrus and the Cup of Olea to the King, if that hasn't been accomplished already by this c...
#1282 - >Slap Zigzagoon.
#1283 - >Sit down and contemplate life.
#1284 - >Add Rider's house/lab to the map.
#1285 - >Learn how to speak spider language and invite the tiny wall spider to join your party.
#1286 - >Start to go to the meeting point and then immediately forget where you were going.
#1287 - >Put on a nice suit for your date.
#1288 - >It starts raining as you begin to get moving.
#1289 - >Try asking the King for a loan so you can pay for food and stuff.
#1290 - >Start running! Hopefully in the direction you're supposed to!
#1291 - >Go outside, there probably will be something cool awaiting there. Then again, probably not! Who...
#1292 - >Sign a blood pact with Zigzagoon, then change into Sheogorath's robes from Oblivion. Gotta look...
#1293 - >Kill the dab, summon it, then go buy a time machine from the lazer store.
#1294 - >If we have miraculously managed to get to the date, start feeling awkward. If we are not at the...
#1295 - >Taxi and Zigzagoon leave Cliff to his date and go on a fantastical side quest to the local groce...
#1296 - >Eat your Holy Muffin to gain holy powers to impress Lillionna with.
#1297 - >Look up "How to impress a knight on your first date" on your 3DS XL.
#1298 - >Don a Fedora and proclaim how much of a nice guy you are. Then show off your loot.
#1299 - >Save in case this date goes sour. You can never be too careful.
#1300 - Taxi Level Up 3!
#1301 - >Go inside, no point in waiting in the rain.
#1302 - >Put on a dashing smile.
#1303 - >Summon Zigzagoon and have her grow a Gracidea flower to give to your lovely date. After, unsummo...
#1304 - >See if you can wear Robot Mode Taxi as an epic robot suit exoskeleton.
#1305 - >Taxi: Make an Orange Sunshine Cake with Apple Cider for a drink.
#1306 - >Have Cliff say something nice about Lillionna.
#1307 - >Why not make Orange Sunshine Apple Pie Cake?
#1308 - >Ask Lillionna who her Smash Bros. main is.
#1309 - >Try using the Sonic Screwdriver to recharge your 3DS.
#1310 - >Check for traps. You never can be too careful.
#1311 - >Assuming the waiter has gotten to the table by this point, impress Lilly by ordering for her. Ac...
#1312 - >Steal one of the candles and put it in your inventory.
#1313 - >Bash your head on the table and scream. Trust me, the ladies will be all over you.
#1314 - >Unless she was somehow impressed by the previous two commands, realize you screwed up and undo t...
#1315 - >Just continue with dinner as normal like that never happened.
#1316 - >Sign a blood pact with the waiter. Then proceed to order for yourself and Lillionna.
#1317 - >Order the filet mignon for Lilly as well something to eat for yourself. Don't forget the wine!
#1318 - >Taxi: Waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce isle.
#1319 - >Order a salad.
#1320 - >Ask the waiter if there is a dessert built for two on the menu.
#1321 - >Impress Lillionna with Morse Code.
#1322 - >Taxi and Zigzagoon: While you're at the store, buy some sour gummy worms for Cliff.
#1323 - >Tell Lilly a joke.
#1324 - >I don't know. I think you need to check for traps again. Just because you didn't find any the la...
#1325 - >Compliment Lilly on something really small and unimportant that most people wouldn't notice.
#1326 - >Show Lillionna you can tie your shoes.
#1327 - >Talk armor and knight stuff to impress Lilly, and use big words so it looks like you really know...
#1328 - >Switch outfits with Lilly without her noticing.
#1329 - >Remember to get a wedding card for MasterComic and write, "Thank you for everything you've done...
#1330 - >Try teleporting by summoning yourself two feet to the right. If it doesn't work, then summon Dab...
#1331 - >Go back up to see if the food has arrived yet.
#1332 - >Realize you forgot to order some drinks! Rectify this situation; order some Ulwehnian root beer...
#1333 - >Ask what Lilly thinks about axes.
#1334 - >Tell Lilly about how you got Zazoom from the blacksmith, then ask her about herself.
#1335 - >Press C to open the Dating HUD!
#1336 - >Convince yourself that you'll learn the ancient Projectile Summon technique after the date.
#1337 - >Say something funny in an attempt to make her laugh.
#1338 - >Switch back to your and Lilly's normal clothes, again without her noticing.
#1339 - >It's raining large computer fans, big prototype 0.5 kilograms, and giant metal model pirate ship...
#1340 - >Get out from under the table, you buffoon.
#1341 - >Taxi and Zigzagoon: Finally start working on the Orange Sunshine Cake, and hope Dabbert doesn't...
#1342 - >Order one of everything for Dabbert.
#1343 - >Switch that painting of Crash Bandicoot on the wall with a painting of Spyro the Dragon.
#1344 - >Switch the painting of Spyro with Megaman.exe.
#1345 - >Try putting a candle in your inventory again after extinguishing it this time.
#1346 - >Put the candle back on the table. Can't get arrested for stealing you know.
#1347 - >Zigzagoon: Eat all the flowers to grow in strength. Taxi: Think of a good drink to go with the d...
#1348 - >You should probably eat your food but idk.
#1349 - >Smash your face into the food and eat it like a pig. A PIG!
#1350 - >Eat all the remaining food in one bite. It shows how manly you are. Apparently that works on wom...
#1351 - >A few rainbow umbrellas join the rain of computer fans, weights, and model pirate ships.
#1352 - >Remember to get an industrial strength, steel umbrella at Hal's before taking Lilly home.
#1353 - >Burn the stupid Megaman.exe painting! Nobody cares about Megaman classic!...do they?
#1354 - >Ask Lilly if she will marry you.
Chapter 16 - Reversal
Sep 14 2016 03:59 pm
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DANG IT. I should have uploaded yesterday for one extra 13! ARRRRGGGHHILNAGUBIAIU
Sep 21 2019 10:38 pm
Oct 17 2016 01:18 pm
Oct 17 2016 02:42 pm
@Yoskichu: It seems this waiter has seen some stuff...
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