Comics - >see if you can join the cult of zombiederps, the zombies who can only do derpy things - Cup of Olea
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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
Chapter 2 - In The Service Of The King
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
#576 - >Wake up after dreaming about Taxi and Zazoom being in danger.
#577 - >Wear a kilt
#578 - >Start mining for diamonds
#579 - >grow a cucumber
#580 - >Do something plot-related
#581 - >Wear a dress.
#582 - >Ask if there's a computer nearby, you need to look something up on Wiggiepeedya.
#583 - >Tell Pespi you know that about seven years ago, he was merrily splashing about in the river.
#584 - >dance! dance like you never did! upside down!
#585 - >Suddenly realize the porcupine you made appear instead of Zazoom is named Mittenshark.
#586 - >Become Spiderman
#587 - >Become Batman
#588 - >Use your blood pact to summon Captain Viridian from Dimension VVVVVV
#589 - >Become a goat
#590 - >Use your light speed (or whatever it is, I forget) to get there faster!
#591 - >Cliff take off clothes, Katelynn adopt Mittenshark, Pepsi change clothes
#592 - >Realize that the super-hero deities have awarded you powers
#593 - >Try to figure out what your backstory even is.
#594 - >Save the game
#595 - >Visit someone named Walter and ask him where to find Rodwell! Yay plot. :3
#596 - >Ask where the **** you are
#597 - >Do something of your own choice.
#598 - >Go to the castle, ask for that little plastic cat doll thing you were asked to bring to Starbucks
#599 - >Get a cute little cat-doll, and bring it to Starbucks.
#600 - >Realize that the Maneki-neko is back at the castle
#601 - >Jump off a cliff and try to either turn into a pokemon or a ball of lightning, whichever comes e...
#602 - Taxi Level Up!
#603 - >Buy a cup of coffee and ask if you're still employed here.
#604 - >Turn into a cat (with your cat powers)
#605 - >Praise the cat gods.
#606 - >Sing the Imperial Cat God´s March! from a Near Near Galaxy!
#607 - >Tell Taxi you're sorry for making her come all the way back to Olea.
#608 - >Search Wiggiepeedya to see if the teleporthax gods and cat gods are in war.
#609 - >Meow like a cat. :3 Tell Taxi to meow too.
#610 - >Kill yourself and possess taxi
#611 - >Come back from the dead as 2D from Gorillaz.
#612 - >If the cat command and possess taxi command were both successfully done, shout "I HAVE FULFILLED...
#613 - >Start a painting. Because you can.
#614 - >Go do what you're supposed to do in Murica
#615 - >Go to the bathroom
#616 - >See that little blue text down there? Stomp on it and do the fork in the garbage disposal
#617 - >Start a a pencil lead eating contest and lelevel UPP ERERRORREEEORORORRORO ErrorSummonNullFromN8...
#618 - >DEFY ALL THE GRAVITY. VISIT ALL THE DIMENSION VVVVVV. HAVE ALL THE MEMES
#619 - >DO ALL THE BARREL ROLLS, and roll a few crates as well.
#620 - >Error: could not load cupofolea.exe
#621 - >Ruin all your cat powers by yelling "Dogs are supreme!"
#622 - >immediately regret that
#623 - >Ask Katelynn...what she feels about Pepsi...and tell her you saw them kissing...and tell her you...
#624 - >Ask taxi if she can fly to dimension VVVVVV
#625 - >Decide Now is a perfect time to yell and start an argument with Katelynn.
#626 - >Flail and wail.
#627 - >Try to get your cat powers back by screaming: CATS ARE THE CUTEST ANIMALS IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND...
#628 - >Pretend to be over it whilst you continue on with whatever it is you're supposed to be doing
#629 - >Zaloom: Catch Onlyhalf in the wind and eat the tophat.
#630 - >See 1x1x1x1, the imfamous ROBLOX hacker.
#631 - >Save the game, do something horrible to Pepsi (I suggest throwing Zazoom at his face), then relo...
#632 - >Detonate the computer (?)
#633 - >Zaloom: Think in hackerspeak. Then, say to the gods of Leet in your mind, "L33T IS 4EVUR EP1C !!...
#634 - >Let's begin again. This is the story of a man named Cliff.
#635 - >Kill katelynn, then reload the save
#636 - >Try switching to Zaloom. He might be somewhere.
#637 - >Say "who the **** is zaloom"
#638 - >Taxi: Suddenly laugh like a manic again.
#639 - >Paint Taxi red, and Zazoom yellow.
#640 - >Make Zazoom an official member of the party because you did not do so in the past. Also hack the...
#641 - >Ignore every command but this one
#642 - >Ignore the previous command and accept every single one
#643 - >The birds at the start came back and take their revenge
#644 - >Wonder why Katelynn chose Pepsi
#645 - >see if you can join the cult of zombiederps, the zombies who can only do derpy things
#646 - >Tell Pepsi that maybe they should take a selfie since they're duckfacing so much.
#647 - >throw zaloom at pepsi to get the evil duck off his face.
#648 - >Use any powers you have left to defeat the demon ducks
#649 - >Change back to your default clothes. You look ridiculous.
#650 - >Everybody do stuff
#651 - >destroy Imageshack for charging money when they didn´t before! then paint back Zazoom and taxi...
#652 - >Screw the plot and go crazy. >:3
#653 - >Do something sensible.
#654 - >Suddenly refuse to move from your place no matter what and blame Katelynn. If they move on witho...
#655 - >Go to last save (Quadforce's command, the game automatically saved on that command.)Also why doe...
#656 - >See what is on top of the roof.
#657 - >Punch taxi in the face, Knight Game II style.
#658 - >Remind yourself to give Taxi your phone number.
#659 - >Cuddle the baby porcupine!
#660 - >Try out that godmode thing and... I dunno, take his gun?
#661 - >Try out some of that famous 'blue candy' to see if you get any 'powers' from it.
#662 - >Hop on taxi and flee to the arcade and maybe chew some power cables while you're at it...
#663 - >Be sad because this guy's back.
#664 - >Zazoom: Eat Tozzy's gun and get lazer powers.
#665 - >Zazoom: Do a back flip for no reason.
#666 - Public Service Announcement
#667 - >Call all the porcupines in here.
#668 - >Do something plot related
#669 - >Start to shout "I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON PEPSI KISSED KATELYNN AND THIS GUY HAD A LAZER GUN AN...
#670 - >Run all around the country looking for Paulo
#671 - >Use your cat powers to do something plot related.
#672 - >Ask the gods for a 3DS
#673 - >Wherever you are, Kill Tozzy with Lightning.
#674 - >Apologize to Rodwell for your horrible manners.
#675 - >Play Super Pablo 3D land on your new 3DS, don't stop
#676 - >play Pokey Men: Mister Dunjin: Doors Two: Finity and then try to do that thing they do at the en...
#677 - >Have zazoom fire a laser at a tree.
#678 - >Name the baby porcupine 'MittenZoom' and add him/her to the party.
#679 - >Realize Zaloom is missing
#680 - >Dress up as a Pikachu! X3
#681 - >Make a blood pact with everyone here
#682 - >Sing a merry tune.
#683 - >Get angry and punch the nearest person.
#684 - >toot loudly and make an escape to do something better
#685 - >Do something plot related
#686 - >Taxi: Have a staring contest with Cab
#687 - >suddenly gain so much powers that you overload the game!
#688 - >Puke up the burnt torch you ate.
#689 - >Drink Venture-cola. Then look at zazo-- Error.
#690 - >Tell Pepsi you don't like him, but do so in a way that nobody else will understand.
#691 - >Question the very nature of your own existence.
#692 - >Start to sing What Is Love.
#693 - >Taxi: Do something to make Cab blink.
#694 - >Dress as Super Pablo and get a mullet
#695 - >become a creeper
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
Chapter 15 - Another Date
Chapter 16 - Reversal
Jan 23 2014 01:34 am
Commanded by darkkirby3419.
Alright! I've got news! Er'body gather 'round! Since there appeared to be someone who posted multiple commands this batch, I did my best to pick out which ones I thought were...uh..."honestly posted" I guess you could say. I'm sorry if any guests submitted a command and it didn't go through; the person submitting more than one command kind of ruined it for you guys. (You can always try again, I'll gladly take your commands). So please, in the future, only post one command a piece so that everyone gets an equal say.
You guests can however make my job easier by entering a name when you post.
Also, check out this sweet fan art, sent in by TehZomgFactor!
Speaking of pictures, I found out that ImageShack will start charging soon for their picture hosting, so I'll be making the move to Photobucket.
The site won't be down, but you might find an image missing from time to time.
Let's see...what else...oh right! Submit your ONE command below (and type in a name if you're a guest)! And we left off
Dec 12 2018 10:33 pm
Jan 23 2014 09:07 am
throw zaloom at pepsi to get the evil duck off his face. Then feed zaloom a marshmallow.
Jan 23 2014 09:52 am
Yeah, one is missing!
>Use any powers you have left to defeat the demon ducks
Jan 23 2014 09:56 am
Combine the powers of Mittenshark and Zazoom, to make a baby porcupine.
Jan 23 2014 10:13 am
: Dude, ONE command.
Cliff: >Change back to your default clothes. You look ridiculous.
Jan 23 2014 11:21 am
I'm gonna command everyone.
>Taxi, kick the ducks and shoo them away, Katelynn, do something plot related, Zazoom, lick the paint off yourself and Taxi, Mittenshark, uh, do something, Cliff, open the door.
There. Now everything is better.
Jan 23 2014 11:45 am
>Cliff:destroy Imageshack for charging money when they din´t before! then paint back Zazoom and taxi to their original colors!
Jan 23 2014 01:23 pm
: Um, you didn't use >, so it doesn't count, so I'll do it for you.
>Combine the powers of Mittenshark and Zazoom, to make a baby porcupine.
Jan 23 2014 02:13 pm
>Screw the plot and go crazy. >:3
Jan 23 2014 03:06 pm
> Do something sensible.
Jan 23 2014 05:47 pm
>Suddenly refuse to move from your place no matter what and blame Katelynn. If they move on without you, grab Pepsi by the hand and don't let go.
Jan 23 2014 08:47 pm
>Go to last save (Quadforce's command, the game automatically saved on that command.)
Also why does Zaloom sound so much like Zazoom? There's only one letter changed..
Jan 23 2014 09:00 pm
>See what is on top of the roof.
Jan 24 2014 06:19 am
Punch taxi in the face, Knight Game II style.
Jan 25 2014 02:04 pm
>Remind yourself to give Taxi your phone number.
Jan 25 2014 04:19 pm
Escape the comic panel and attack the army of idiot guests
Jan 25 2014 09:00 pm
>Cuddle the baby porcupine!
Jan 25 2014 09:09 pm
Commands are closed!
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