Comics - >Shove your face into a wall. - Cup of Olea
How to Play
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Chapter 1 - The Adventure Begins!
#77 - >Tell the king you ate the Cup of Olea. Then, dance like a crazy lunatic.
#78 - >After doing the previous command, punch yourself in the face
#79 - >After the 1000th stair, crawl into the throne room from exhaution and pass out.
#80 - >Use a slinky also wonder how the knight beat you here.
#81 - >Suddenly; you do something that makes sense.
#82 - >Laugh insanely and throw Zazoom out the window.
#83 - >Punch King. Get Crown
#84 - >Stop and offer his crown back, ask him what he wants you to do.
#85 - >Accept the quest, then stride out of the castle whilst singing "I'm Henry the eighth".Then promp...
#86 - >Activate the button on the crown that turns it into a jet pack.
#87 - >Accept the quest then proceed to fire a lazor.
#88 - >Shove your face into a wall.
#89 - >Ask man dressed as a ninja if he has seen a spy.
#90 - >Have Zazoom sniff out the spy.
#91 - >Throw a flying purple monkey to mars, then eat your leg.
#92 - >Accuse the king himself of being a spy.
#93 - >ask the knight with the blue armband if she's the spy
#94 - >look up, and barf on the ninja
#95 - >Go to Hal's Laser Shop
#96 - >Go to gaurds, point at blyue armband one and sout "THIS UNIFORM IS UNACCETABLE, UNACCEBTAAABBBLE...
#97 - >Try to take Zazoom off your face without getting serious injuries on your hands
#98 - >Set up a Christmas tree in the throne room
#99 - >Point right at the knight with a blue band and tell the king that the spy is there, jump out of...
#100 - >Spit in the king's eye.
#101 - >Butter someone's biscuts.
#102 - >see the medic.
#103 - Level up!
#104 - >Sneak into the royal armory and take the tome!
#105 - >Find a dimond, MINECRAFT STYLE.
#106 - >Notice the elevator next to the stairs and cheer only to find its out of order.
#107 - >Politely request the king to install an escalator, or that he at least pretends that the stairs...
#108 - >Use the Christmas tree to surf down the stairs.
#109 - >Heal yourself, then re-decorate the tree for Halloween.
#110 - >Go looking for the spy
#111 - >Go visit Hal`s Laser shop, tell then you`re a knight, so you have full power to get a laser for...
#112 - >Punch the living daylights out of the closest mammal.
#113 - >Don't punch Zazoom!
#114 - >Backflip out the castle
#115 - >Off to Hal's Laser Shop then, but don't forget to stop to smell the roses(or any good-smelling f...
#116 - >Ask the healer girl to join your adventure!
#117 - >Ask Chell out again
#118 - Katelynn joined your party!
#119 - >Wake up to Katelynn shaving half your mustache.
#120 - >Notice Katelynn has a shadow.
#121 - >teleport to hals lazor shop
#122 - >Pat yourself on the back for being such an amazingly stupid person.
#123 - >Do something clever
#124 - >Make a magic carpet (With your magic) and fly to hal`s laser shoppe.
#125 - >Use your lightning tome
#126 - >Do the thing
#127 - >Tell taxi to go warp speed, if he says no, use a stick with a carrot on it.
#128 - >Tell Zazoom to stop sniffing Katelynn's hair.
#129 - >Arrive at Hal`s Lazer Shop.
#130 - > Ask Hal if he'd be so kind as to give you a bandage, as it appears while you going at warp spee...
#131 - >Run around frantically screaming about malaria!
#132 - >Die from the cut. then revive using up an extra life
#133 - >Buy a LASER!
#134 - >Tell him that if he dosent sell you a laser that you will steal one and shoot him with it
#135 - >Run around with the gun pretending to shoot it and say pew pew!
#136 - >Go home and get your wallet!
#137 - >...and while you're there think about all of the choices you've made in life.
#138 - >Then move to mexico.
#139 - >Ex-pulse your digestive juices, all this running around nonstop isn't very good for your health.
#140 - >Tell Hal he can use the tome in excange for a laser
#141 - >grab a laser and blast your way out
#142 - >Abandon Zazoom.
#143 - >go buy a laser
#144 - >See if there are any jobs to do around town to pay for a repairman/legal fees when Hal presses c...
#145 - > Have a boss fight with the ground. For your first attack, use head butt.
#146 - >Yell, "BACON IS SUPREME!!" so loudly it reaches the heavens.
#147 - >Declare victory, then run off to fight an evil bacon god.
#148 - >Go into Starbucks and ask for a job.
#149 - >Realize that you left your I.D at your house
#150 - >Remember what happened last time you were in starbucks and leave
#151 - >You notice Zazoom followed you and now he's eating bacon from the ground.
#152 - >Go to the town of Beufold!
#153 - >Apologize to Zazoom for heartlessly abandoning him.
#154 - >Throw zazoom at the knight
Chapter 3 - First Mission: Zombies In Beufold!
Chapter 4 - Journey To Trosdan
Chapter 5 - The ESP
Chapter 6 - The Date
Chapter 7 - One is the Loneliest Number
Chapter 8 - Zazoom And Taxi's Big Adventure
Chapter 9 - The Murican Dream
Chapter 10 - Sewer Catastrophe!
Chapter 11 - Where The Watermelon Is Found
Chapter 12 - Free Time
Chapter 13 - The Riddle Of Romla
Chapter 14 - Battle For The Cup!
Chapter 15 - Another Date
Chapter 16 - Reversal
Apr 18 2013 12:58 am
Commanded by SassyThePokemonLover.
Jan 18 2019 03:41 am
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