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#1 - Prologue 1
#2 - Prologue 2
#3 - Prologue 3
#4 - >Throws cup down, disgusted at self.
#5 - >Fly away
#6 - >Make a plan.
#7 - >suddenly a small flock of ducks land next to him, they tell him to call an ambulance immediately
#8 - >Do a handstand and handstand walk to the nearest coffee shop
#9 - >Suddenly a horse appears and asks if he needs a ride into town
#10 - >A horse appears with a beautiful princess. The princess of Babylon
#11 - >check pockets
#12 - >Go to Starbucks.
#13 - >Then Mr. Horse breaks his leg and he has to ride you to the coffee shop. Bummer
#14 - >A tribe of warrior termites start a war with the trees of the forest.
#15 - >Release the ants
#16 - >Attack!
#17 - >Run away and start the real mission.
#18 - >Take out your right eye, and then replace it with lint.
#19 - >Go see the blacksmith!
#20 - >Investigate your surroundings and take/steal anything of value.
#21 - >Stand up and go talk to the blacksmith.
#22 - >Spit your gum out and into the blacksmith's mouth.
#23 - >Cower in the corner and beg for mercy.
#24 - >Bite the flesh of your enemy.
#25 - >The blacksmith forges a sword and runs after you and you barely make it to the police before he...
#26 - >Swallow the blacksmith. Then, barf him out.
#27 - >Take the blacksmith's heart out and eat it.
#28 - >Take the blacksmith's porcupine named Zazoom.
#29 - >Stab yourself in the head with your new sword.
#30 - >go find your eyeball and put it in your pocket.
#31 - >Do whatever it takes to get that doughnut/bagel.
#32 - >Give Zazoom the donut.
#33 - >ask the cops what they are investigating and if you can be of assistance
#34 - >go to your house with zazoom and get your wallet.
#35 - >After retrieving your wallet go back to the cops and admit that it was you who ate the last pie...
#36 - >Ask Chelle out.
#37 - >Kiss the horse and apologize for your heinous crime. Then, kick him in the gut.
#38 - >Summon SonicFan and make other refrences to Lunar Hill
#39 - >Burst into tears and flail around. While the cops are confused punch them in their butts.
#40 - >Tell Zazoom to attack Chelle for not going out with you.
#41 - >Tell the cops they can't arrest you for disciplining your horse for acting up.
#42 - >Tell the cops you are too weak to carry Mr. Horse, so they should help you get him out.
#43 - >Have a sissy fight with the cops, the winner eats Mr.Horse.
#44 - >Grab Zazoom and run to the mountains.
#45 - >Ask the cops if they have any of that stinky stuff to wake people up cuz you cant carry him.
#46 - >Eat a cloud.
#47 - >Find a good place to meditate and figure out your purpose in life :)
#48 - >buy a dog and see what zazoom does to it if it dies leave it there and do nothing about it
#49 - >discover a plot line in the ground and become rich
#50 - >Oh no! The plot line was actually a plot hole!
#51 - >build a treehouse
#52 - >Throw Zazoom at the zombie's heart. Then, run away screaming like a little girl.
#53 - >Stop running greet the zombie become friends then tell zazoom to attack the zombie again run aro...
#54 - >Oh hey look it's a video game arcade.
#55 - >Marry the Zombie and name it Sherry
#56 - >Sick Zazoom on the zombie and finally kill it.
#57 - >Now that the zombie is dead, check out the arcade.
#58 - >Eat the cables connected to the best video game in the arcade.
#59 - >Notice the moutains behind you are really gaint chocolate chips
#60 - >Look to the left and notice the trees won the war with the termites.
#61 - >Play Sugar Rush.
#62 - >Lick the screen to the best game in the arcade.
#63 - >Virtually enter Sugar Rush and meet Vanellope!
#64 - >Play Lunar Hill
#65 - >Go into arcade basement and look for secret passage to Mt. Lala
#66 - >Leave the arcade and follow the knight.
#67 - >Stab the knight with your sword.
#68 - >Break the fourth, fifth and sixth wall, then notice Zazoom has beaten your highscore on Ms. Pacman
#69 - >Magically heal the knight and continue on to the castle!
#70 - >Call a taxi for the rest of the ride to the castle.
#71 - >Push the knight over, he won't be able to get back up because of his heavy armor. Then, hop on T...
#72 - >Hold Zazoom over your head and shout weeeee!
#73 - >Don't notice everything is changing. Also eat some chocolate
#74 - >Apologize to Zazoom and toss him up in the air like a baby!
#75 - >Try to remember how you even got here, but then give up
#76 - >Try to talk to the king.
In The Service of the King
First Mission: Zombies in Beufold!
Journey to Trosdan
One is the Lonliest Number
Zazoom and Taxi's Big Adventure
The Murican Dream
Where the Watermelon is Found
The Riddle of Romla
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