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#1 - Prologue 1
#2 - Prologue 2
#3 - Prologue 3
#4 - >Throws cup down, disgusted at self.
#5 - >Fly away
#6 - >Make a plan.
#7 - >suddenly a small flock of ducks land next to him, they tell him to call an ambulance immediately
#8 - >Do a handstand and handstand walk to the nearest coffee shop
#9 - >Suddenly a horse appears and asks if he needs a ride into town
#10 - >A horse appears with a beautiful princess. The princess of Babylon
#11 - >check pockets
#12 - >Go to Starbucks.
#13 - >Then Mr. Horse breaks his leg and he has to ride you to the coffee shop. Bummer
#14 - >A tribe of warrior termites start a war with the trees of the forest.
#15 - >Release the ants
#16 - >Attack!
#17 - >Run away and start the real mission.
#18 - >Take out your right eye, and then replace it with lint.
#19 - >Go see the blacksmith!
#20 - >Investigate your surroundings and take/steal anything of value.
#21 - >Stand up and go talk to the blacksmith.
#22 - >Spit your gum out and into the blacksmith's mouth.
#23 - >Cower in the corner and beg for mercy.
#24 - >Bite the flesh of your enemy.
#25 - >The blacksmith forges a sword and runs after you and you barely make it to the police before he...
#26 - >Swallow the blacksmith. Then, barf him out.
#27 - >Take the blacksmith's heart out and eat it.
#28 - >Take the blacksmith's porcupine named Zazoom.
#29 - >Stab yourself in the head with your new sword.
#30 - >go find your eyeball and put it in your pocket.
#31 - >Do whatever it takes to get that doughnut/bagel.
#32 - >Give Zazoom the donut.
#33 - >ask the cops what they are investigating and if you can be of assistance
#34 - >go to your house with zazoom and get your wallet.
#35 - >After retrieving your wallet go back to the cops and admit that it was you who ate the last pie...
#36 - >Ask Chelle out.
#37 - >Kiss the horse and apologize for your heinous crime. Then, kick him in the gut.
#38 - >Summon SonicFan and make other refrences to Lunar Hill
#39 - >Burst into tears and flail around. While the cops are confused punch them in their butts.
#40 - >Tell Zazoom to attack Chelle for not going out with you.
#41 - >Tell the cops they can't arrest you for disciplining your horse for acting up.
#42 - >Tell the cops you are too weak to carry Mr. Horse, so they should help you get him out.
#43 - >Have a sissy fight with the cops, the winner eats Mr.Horse.
#44 - >Grab Zazoom and run to the mountains.
#45 - >Ask the cops if they have any of that stinky stuff to wake people up cuz you cant carry him.
#46 - >Eat a cloud.
#47 - >Find a good place to meditate and figure out your purpose in life :)
#48 - >buy a dog and see what zazoom does to it if it dies leave it there and do nothing about it
#49 - >discover a plot line in the ground and become rich
#50 - >Oh no! The plot line was actually a plot hole!
#51 - >build a treehouse
#52 - >Throw Zazoom at the zombie's heart. Then, run away screaming like a little girl.
#53 - >Stop running greet the zombie become friends then tell zazoom to attack the zombie again run aro...
#54 - >Oh hey look it's a video game arcade.
#55 - >Marry the Zombie and name it Sherry
#56 - >Sick Zazoom on the zombie and finally kill it.
#57 - >Now that the zombie is dead, check out the arcade.
#58 - >Eat the cables connected to the best video game in the arcade.
#59 - >Notice the moutains behind you are really gaint chocolate chips
#60 - >Look to the left and notice the trees won the war with the termites.
#61 - >Play Sugar Rush.
#62 - >Lick the screen to the best game in the arcade.
#63 - >Virtually enter Sugar Rush and meet Vanellope!
#64 - >Play Lunar Hill
#65 - >Go into arcade basement and look for secret passage to Mt. Lala
#66 - >Leave the arcade and follow the knight.
#67 - >Stab the knight with your sword.
#68 - >Break the fourth, fifth and sixth wall, then notice Zazoom has beaten your highscore on Ms. Pacman
#69 - >Magically heal the knight and continue on to the castle!
#70 - >Call a taxi for the rest of the ride to the castle.
#71 - >Push the knight over, he won't be able to get back up because of his heavy armor. Then, hop on T...
#72 - >Hold Zazoom over your head and shout weeeee!
#73 - >Don't notice everything is changing. Also eat some chocolate
#74 - >Apologize to Zazoom and toss him up in the air like a baby!
#75 - >Try to remember how you even got here, but then give up
#76 - >Try to talk to the king.
In The Service of the King
First Mission: Zombies in Beufold!
Journey to Trosdan
One is the Lonliest Number
Zazoom and Taxi's Big Adventure
The Murican Dream
Where the Watermelon is Found
no name ha ha what you gonna do about it?
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